Morning thus far:
8:20am Marin fell and bit hole in tongue
8:40am Marin tripped but OK this time
8:47am Marin dumped honey into snack box
8:50am Marin stole cookie off counter
8:52am Marin stole cookie number 2 and jammed it into her mouth before it could be confiscated
And what was mother doing this whole time? Trying to clean the freaking bathroom!!!
We have entered a new phase of parenting with this child. The day only gets more and more entertaining, to use a positive word.